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100 Demotivational Poster

100 PERCENT - Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!

100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!

TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs

1910 -

TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.81/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


TAGS: rambo dog mailman next post my 100th
Rating: 4.61/5

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spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:00 pm
I love it. 5L
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:05 pm
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 12:58 pm
This is perfect, great job. 5L
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:14 am
Well played.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:40 am

This may very well be your best one.....so far.


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

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forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!

NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.

TAGS: 100 nail clip included
Rating: 4.43/5

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shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!

100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time

TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.

MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter

TAGS: 10000 years b c h** prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was h**ter in the caveman genre!


TAGS: topic 1000 nothin but love for the face man
Rating: 4.76/5

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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:21 pm
whew. FATT MATT this is GREAT! Boom Boom Boom 5L
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:42 am
one six pack for the poster Matt Man!! AMSOME!! And makes a FANTASTIC avatar face dude! EPIC AMSOME WIN for all involved!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 4:11 pm
Love it!5 sh**s for u
Airman - April 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:30 pm
brilliant! now we now why he's called Faceplant31. 5L

ICEMAN - The arizona heat has finally gotten to him.

TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.15/5

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TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??

T-600 -

A picture is worth 1,000 words -

TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm

TERMINATOR -1 - Cyberdyne Systems has breached the limits between Man and Machine.

DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


Milestone -

TAGS: motifake gold club 1000 posters
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 9:40 pm
Thanks for all the comments...truly appreciate knowing so many others enjoy my warp***m(?).
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:20 pm
Congrats Miss P on faking a millennium.
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:08 am
Congratulations, Prissy. I bow before your determination...especially when you're wearing leather...
Ism - July 16, 2014, 2:33 am
I want an asterisk by MissPriss' name till she is tested for performance enhancers... great work Miss Priss
maoworks2 - July 15, 2014, 10:24 am
Well Done MissPriss, mao.
GaryO - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
And there she is, beautifully depicted as the muther of all moti…….well, Missy, looks like you are our very own (ahem) Mutherfaker. Congrats…..really…serious….not kidding.
ughomer - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
WTG, Pwissy!!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2014, 6:44 am
haven't seen a lot of these guys for a while
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:50 pm
Who you callin' old? Let me tell you...OMG! GOLD! Who do I thank for this honour? Well thanks to 2 of my other personalities and of course my psychiatrist that made this all possible!
Sho - July 14, 2014, 11:30 pm
Well done, Miss P :D

AND WE STOOD ON THAT SHORE - waves lapping at our feet and we watched our dreams slowly drawn out to sea

TAGS: 100 deadrabbits lyrics
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:55 pm
Ha! It took me by surprise since you can't make out the words. I guess you can put me in the coffee column. No tea thanks. Still a good poster. ;)
makingplans4nigel - July 14, 2012, 1:41 pm
its a good song but it might not be everyone's cup of tea but i like lyrics more than vocals
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 1:31 pm
Nice poster 4nigel. I liked the lyrics enough to look for the song.


TAGS: 10 20 50 100
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:45 am
German EUR or Greece EUR?!? ;)
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:20 pm
How much is that in Euros?

RERUN - Quit your whining. At least you got to run lotion on her back. All I got was a 50ft restraining order.

TAGS: rerun topic 1000 preventer of bre*** melanoma
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
What! My order was 100 yards
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
:) hehehehehe
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
ah yes, the ol lotion racing down the back trick, and catching the winner at the finish line. nice
rerun - May 14, 2010, 2:38 pm

I got a restraining order just after you did, I am not allowes within 2500 miles of her



TAGS: 100 years
Rating: 4.29/5

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TAGS: grams metres and litres water boils at 100 degrees
Rating: 4.16/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:47 pm
Lol, I have to translate everything into lbs... ft+inches and yds and miles for some of my... 'US' ... friends to understand.... chrissake... well, luckily I can still do basic maths (PS... I'm a metric guy... more precise ;) )
suenero - October 16, 2010, 2:03 pm
5L's on how we Americans think that we're better than the rest of the world, and how it isolate us from the rest of the world.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:15 pm
I'm glad you feel free To voice your opinion here, we're all about that kinda thing....But you're wrong....so epically wrong.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 12:05 pm
america does not need your metric system, BECAUSE IMPERIAL IS TOO BADASS FOR YOU AND NOT AMERICA! there i said it.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm
it is a good poster, but I don't see how you get 3 out of us and them?
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 6:48 pm
Metric is for losers! there I said it! :)
fred - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
A funny example of how third world the US often is.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
One can only hope for so much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:50 pm
Why not mention the U.S?.......are you afraid of what they might do to you? or have you just given up like the rest of us?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L We need to get that ****.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:42 pm
If you guys don't use feet, how do you measure shoe size?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:10 am
The Burmese and Liberians don't think I'm subtle.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:14 pm
you're as subtle, as a kick in the groin....but it's still a good poster. 5 cm3/h2O

PIEMANS WIFE - Jake and her are "just friends"

TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.13/5

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R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 3:05 pm
12 Huh? Nice! Makes a fa--- distant acquintence...proud! Hope he doesn't go bald at 17.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 2:34 pm
Uh-oh!!! 5L
pieman - March 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Now I know why the boys mustache came in at 12 years old. Nice one.

BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA (EST. FEB 8, 1910) - Thank you for 100 years of service.

TAGS: boy scouts of america 100 years of service
Rating: 3.78/5

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corbett06 - June 27, 2011, 8:53 pm
no prob i am an eagle scout as well
boinger - March 14, 2011, 2:18 pm
You are welcome, I am an Eagle Scout.

BEFORE HE LEFT FOR TOC'S HOUSE - Me and Rerun had to have a chat

TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bovee - February 12, 2010, 1:11 pm
for that i would have gone with "the mods, always helping each other solve problems"
rerun - February 12, 2010, 1:08 pm

I would have liked to seen that one.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 12:51 pm
when i was looking for a pic i found one of a girl teaching a guy to put a condom on but that was nsfw. still would have been funny.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 12:46 pm

thanks for the talk, TOC is having a lot mor fun now.

the hero's journey -

T-X -

TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 sarah john connor cameron terminatrix
Rating: 3.26/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
but she has no legs! oh noes!

1000 POSTERS -

TAGS: 1000 posters motifake wow greatest posters ever lighten up dude
Rating: 3.2/5

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Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:37 am
Which are your personal top three?
Surri-Sama - July 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
Nice, I've seen some of your work, and most is top notch! Time to get a tan xD
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:51 am
Michaelangelo. Picasso. Rembrandt. RONSART. A new name is added to the list of the Masters!
Mark - May 16, 2009, 1:58 pm
Congratulations Ron...Quantity and Quality are seldom found together but you've managed to do both.
Porcelina - May 5, 2009, 8:50 pm
Bob Chin - May 5, 2009, 12:55 pm
By my best stab at the math, Ron, you have slightly less than 2 per cent of all the posters on this site. This may make you a minority stake holder, look for your complementary Omaha steaks in the mail sooner or later. KU good work, and stay sane!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2009, 11:30 pm
Good work Ron. And "?" Any man with that much free time on his hands must be doing pretty well for himself. Think about it.
... - May 1, 2009, 1:02 pm
Congratulations dear Sir. Wow, do like the idea you came up with to show your 1000. Once again, another example of your talent. Kudos to you. Yes a fan. Keep up the good work.
? - May 1, 2009, 11:28 am
Congratulations Ron you have not only spent countless hours desperately seeking the approval of people you don't even know, but then you spent some more time pasting all of them into another poster, congrats, now go outside
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 1, 2009, 2:15 am
Congratulations, Ron! You're the most talented dirty old man there is! ( I jest, but also, I'm envious )
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:30 am
Agreed agdaniele. Ron, what brought these Timmy attacks your way?
agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 12:27 am
To accomplish such a prodigious feat while maintaining an impeccable standard of quality places you in highest regards... and doubles as a Timmy magnet.
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:33 pm
the man
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:31 pm
Congrats, bud.
MustyK - April 30, 2009, 10:34 pm
Well Done Ron - Love Your Work. Looking Forward To Seeing The Next 1000.


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.

LESS THAN 10 000 YEARS - Creationists: Where do you get your ideas from?

TAGS: earth creationism 10000 years rnr
Rating: 2.16/5

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Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 10:31 pm
lol... fail
Person with a brain. - June 18, 2009, 10:24 pm
Less than 10000 years of WRITTEN human history... NOT the age of the world you ignorant wretch!
Nero - August 21, 2008, 11:45 am
They read it in a book, so it HAS to be true.

AS YOU CAN SEE, MISTER POWERS... - I now control the world's supply of...eggs!

FOLK MUSIC - is very "alternative" still your dress sense leaves a lot to be desired

TAGS: 10000 maniacs mary ramsey rnr
Rating: 1.15/5

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Highlord - September 26, 2008, 5:09 pm
nice socks

Broadband Range -

TAGS: terminator t 1000 computer malfunction loading
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2015, 1:43 pm
Thank you. Glad you liked it :-)
JesusWept - November 21, 2015, 9:09 am
LMAO!! Splendid! L L L L L